Sales Coasters for Car Salespeople

You work every weekend, deal with customers who've researched for months, and somehow close deals when they 'just want to look.' The perfect coasters for car salespeople.

Why Coasters for Car Salespeople

Car sales is a grind. Long hours, tire kickers, and customers who think they know your invoice. You hustle through it all.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

About Sales

You smile through rejection, celebrate wins nobody else understands, and somehow stay motivated when prospects ghost you. These stickers are the commission you actually deserve.

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Desk decor with personality
  • Water bottles on the lot
  • Personal items with flair
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Coffee tables in home offices

Get First Access

Car salesperson stickers in development. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about tire kickers?
Some are. We know the 'just looking' struggle.
Do you cover different brands?
Universal car sales humor. Every lot relates.
What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
What sales roles do you cover?
Sales reps, AEs, SDRs, managers, and car salespeople. If you've ever cold called, we've got you.