Sales Coasters for Account Executives
You manage deals with 47 stakeholders, navigate procurement processes designed to break you, and somehow close when legal gets involved. The perfect coasters for account executives.
Why Coasters for Account Executives
Enterprise sales is chess with quarterly deadlines. You build relationships, navigate politics, and somehow predict the unpredictable.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
About Sales
You smile through rejection, celebrate wins nobody else understands, and somehow stay motivated when prospects ghost you. These stickers are the commission you actually deserve.
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Laptops with personality
- Water bottles at meetings
- Office decor with flair
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
Get First Access
Account executive stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
Other Sales Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about long sales cycles?
- Some are. We know the 18-month deal pain.
- Do you cover different deal sizes?
- SMB, mid-market, enterprise - building content.
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- What sales roles do you cover?
- Sales reps, AEs, SDRs, managers, and car salespeople. If you've ever cold called, we've got you.