Sales Stickers for Sales Reps

You smile through rejection, celebrate wins nobody else understands, and somehow stay motivated when prospects ghost you. The perfect stickers for sales reps.

Why Stickers for Sales Reps

Sales is a rollercoaster of highs and lows. You live on commission, die on quota, and somehow keep dialing.

Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.

About Sales

You smile through rejection, celebrate wins nobody else understands, and somehow stay motivated when prospects ghost you. These stickers are the commission you actually deserve.

What You Get

  • +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
  • +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
  • +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
  • +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

Perfect For

  • Desk decor with personality
  • Water bottles at meetings
  • Laptops with flair
  • Water bottles that need to make a statement
  • Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
  • Toolboxes that tell it like it is

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about rejection?
Some are. It's therapeutic to laugh at it.
Do you cover different industries?
SaaS, retail, B2B - building collections.
Are these stickers actually waterproof?
Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
What sales roles do you cover?
Sales reps, AEs, SDRs, managers, and car salespeople. If you've ever cold called, we've got you.