Real Estate Coasters for Realtors
You work every weekend, show houses to people who can't afford them, and somehow stay positive when deals fall through at the last minute. The perfect coasters for realtors.
Why Coasters for Realtors
Real estate is hustle culture at its peak. You're always on, always selling, always showing - and only get paid when it closes.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
About Real Estate
You answer calls at all hours, show houses to tire-kickers, and somehow stay positive when deals fall through at the last minute. Your commission on dark humor just cleared.
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Car dashboards with personality
- Water bottles at showings
- Open house supplies
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
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Related Professions
Other Real Estate Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about difficult clients?
- Some reference the challenges. All in good fun.
- Do you cover different markets?
- Universal real estate pain. Every market relates.
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- What real estate roles do you cover?
- Realtors, property managers, appraisers, and mortgage brokers. If you've ever said 'great bones,' we've got you.