Real Estate Coasters

You answer calls at all hours, show houses to tire-kickers, and somehow stay positive when deals fall through at the last minute. Your commission on dark humor just cleared. Find the perfect coasters for real estate workers.

Why Coasters for Real Estate

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Who It's For

  • Realtors
  • Property Managers
  • Appraisers
  • Mortgage Brokers

Get First Access

Real estate sticker collection coming soon. Join the list. New coaster sets coming soon. Get on the list for first dibs on the drop.

Perfect For

  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Coffee tables in home offices
  • Gift sets for teams with a sense of humor
  • Anyone whose drink consumption correlates with meeting frequency

Frequently Asked Questions

What real estate roles do you cover?
Realtors, property managers, appraisers, and mortgage brokers. If you've ever said 'great bones,' we've got you.
Are these about difficult buyers?
Some reference the challenges. All in good fun - no guarantees on closing.
What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.