Real Estate Coasters for Appraisers
You determine what things are worth, resist pressure to hit numbers, and somehow explain why the Zestimate is wrong. The perfect coasters for appraisers.
Why Coasters for Appraisers
Appraisers are the independent voice in real estate deals. Everyone wants you to hit their number, and you have to stay objective.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
About Real Estate
You answer calls at all hours, show houses to tire-kickers, and somehow stay positive when deals fall through at the last minute. Your commission on dark humor just cleared.
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Laptops with personality
- Water bottles on inspections
- Work bags with flair
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
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Related Professions
Other Real Estate Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about hitting the number?
- Some reference the pressure. We stay independent.
- Do you cover residential and commercial?
- Both. Different properties, same objectivity.
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- What real estate roles do you cover?
- Realtors, property managers, appraisers, and mortgage brokers. If you've ever said 'great bones,' we've got you.