Real Estate Mugs for Appraisers
You determine what things are worth, resist pressure to hit numbers, and somehow explain why the Zestimate is wrong. The perfect mugs for appraisers.
Why Mugs for Appraisers
Appraisers are the independent voice in real estate deals. Everyone wants you to hit their number, and you have to stay objective.
Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.
About Real Estate
You answer calls at all hours, show houses to tire-kickers, and somehow stay positive when deals fall through at the last minute. Your commission on dark humor just cleared.
What You Get
- +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
- +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
- +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
- +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip
Perfect For
- Laptops with personality
- Water bottles on inspections
- Work bags with flair
- Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
- Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
- Break room power moves
Get First Access
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Related Professions
Other Real Estate Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about hitting the number?
- Some reference the pressure. We stay independent.
- Do you cover residential and commercial?
- Both. Different properties, same objectivity.
- Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
- Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
- What real estate roles do you cover?
- Realtors, property managers, appraisers, and mortgage brokers. If you've ever said 'great bones,' we've got you.