IT & Tech Calendars for Sysadmins

You keep everything running and only get noticed when something breaks. You're the reason the internet works and nobody understands what you do. The perfect calendars for sysadmins.

Why Calendars for Sysadmins

Sysadmin life is invisible when you're succeeding and blamed when anything fails. You're on-call for problems you didn't create. These stickers get the ops life.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About IT & Tech

You fix problems that users created, explain the same thing for the hundredth time, and somehow keep everything running. These stickers understand your pain.

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Laptops with personality
  • Server room entertainment
  • Water bottles at the desk
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about users?
Some reference the sysadmin-user dynamic. All in good fun.
Do you cover different specialties?
Linux, Windows, cloud, network - building collections.
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
What IT roles do these cover?
Sysadmins, developers, and help desk. We're expanding to cover more specialties.