IT & Tech Desk Plates for Sysadmins

You keep everything running and only get noticed when something breaks. You're the reason the internet works and nobody understands what you do. The perfect desk plates for sysadmins.

Why Desk Plates for Sysadmins

Sysadmin life is invisible when you're succeeding and blamed when anything fails. You're on-call for problems you didn't create. These stickers get the ops life.

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

About IT & Tech

You fix problems that users created, explain the same thing for the hundredth time, and somehow keep everything running. These stickers understand your pain.

What You Get

  • +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
  • +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
  • +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
  • +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Perfect For

  • Laptops with personality
  • Server room entertainment
  • Water bottles at the desk
  • Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
  • Home offices where you make the rules
  • Reception areas with a sense of humor

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about users?
Some reference the sysadmin-user dynamic. All in good fun.
Do you cover different specialties?
Linux, Windows, cloud, network - building collections.
What are the desk plates made of?
Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
What IT roles do these cover?
Sysadmins, developers, and help desk. We're expanding to cover more specialties.