IT & Tech Tote Bags for Sysadmins

You keep everything running and only get noticed when something breaks. You're the reason the internet works and nobody understands what you do. The perfect tote bags for sysadmins.

Why Tote Bags for Sysadmins

Sysadmin life is invisible when you're succeeding and blamed when anything fails. You're on-call for problems you didn't create. These stickers get the ops life.

Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.

About IT & Tech

You fix problems that users created, explain the same thing for the hundredth time, and somehow keep everything running. These stickers understand your pain.

What You Get

  • +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
  • +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
  • +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
  • +Machine washable for when life gets messy

Perfect For

  • Laptops with personality
  • Server room entertainment
  • Water bottles at the desk
  • Daily commutes that need entertainment
  • Grocery runs after work because you're already out
  • Gym bags for stress relief sessions

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about users?
Some reference the sysadmin-user dynamic. All in good fun.
Do you cover different specialties?
Linux, Windows, cloud, network - building collections.
How big are the tote bags?
15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
What IT roles do these cover?
Sysadmins, developers, and help desk. We're expanding to cover more specialties.