IT & Tech Calendars for Developers

You turn caffeine into code, debug problems that shouldn't exist, and somehow explain technical debt to people who just want features. The perfect calendars for developers.

Why Calendars for Developers

Development is creative problem-solving with impossible deadlines. You're expected to estimate work accurately while requirements change daily. These stickers understand.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About IT & Tech

You fix problems that users created, explain the same thing for the hundredth time, and somehow keep everything running. These stickers understand your pain.

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Laptops covered in stickers
  • Monitor setups with flair
  • Water bottles at the desk
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these language-specific?
Some are. Building collections for different stacks.
Are these about product managers?
Some reference the developer-PM dynamic. All in good fun.
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
What IT roles do these cover?
Sysadmins, developers, and help desk. We're expanding to cover more specialties.