First Responders Coasters
You run toward what everyone else runs from. You've seen things that would make civilians faint. You deserve stickers that match your energy - dark, sarcastic, and absolutely not HR-approved. Find the perfect coasters for first responders workers.
Why Coasters for First Responders
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Who It's For
- Police Officers
- Firefighters
- Dispatchers
- 911 Operators
- Corrections Officers
- Search and Rescue
Get First Access
First responder collection dropping soon. Get on the list for early access. New coaster sets coming soon. Get on the list for first dibs on the drop.
Perfect For
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
- Gift sets for teams with a sense of humor
- Anyone whose drink consumption correlates with meeting frequency
Frequently Asked Questions
- What first responder roles do you cover?
- Police, firefighters, dispatchers, 911 operators, corrections officers, and search and rescue. We're expanding based on demand.
- Is the humor actually good?
- We don't do generic 'hero' stuff. These are inside jokes for people who've actually worked the job.
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do they come in sets?
- Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.