First Responders Desk Plates
You run toward what everyone else runs from. You've seen things that would make civilians faint. You deserve stickers that match your energy - dark, sarcastic, and absolutely not HR-approved. Find the perfect desk plates for first responders workers.
Why Desk Plates for First Responders
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
What You Get
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Who It's For
- Police Officers
- Firefighters
- Dispatchers
- 911 Operators
- Corrections Officers
- Search and Rescue
Get First Access
First responder collection dropping soon. Get on the list for early access. New desk plate designs coming soon. Claim your real job title before someone else does.
Perfect For
- Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Reception areas with a sense of humor
- Gifts for the coworker whose job title is a lie
- Anyone whose real job description is 'keeping this place from burning down'
Frequently Asked Questions
- What first responder roles do you cover?
- Police, firefighters, dispatchers, 911 operators, corrections officers, and search and rescue. We're expanding based on demand.
- Is the humor actually good?
- We don't do generic 'hero' stuff. These are inside jokes for people who've actually worked the job.
- What are the desk plates made of?
- Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
- What sizes are available?
- Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.