First Responders Mugs

You run toward what everyone else runs from. You've seen things that would make civilians faint. You deserve stickers that match your energy - dark, sarcastic, and absolutely not HR-approved. Find the perfect mugs for first responders workers.

Why Mugs for First Responders

Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.

What You Get

  • +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
  • +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
  • +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
  • +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip

Who It's For

  • Police Officers
  • Firefighters
  • Dispatchers
  • 911 Operators
  • Corrections Officers
  • Search and Rescue

Get First Access

First responder collection dropping soon. Get on the list for early access. New mug designs drop regularly. Get on the list so your coffee game stays ahead of your coworkers'.

Perfect For

  • Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
  • Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
  • Break room power moves
  • Zoom calls where your mug says what your face can't
  • Gifts for the coworker who shares your dark sense of humor

Frequently Asked Questions

What first responder roles do you cover?
Police, firefighters, dispatchers, 911 operators, corrections officers, and search and rescue. We're expanding based on demand.
Is the humor actually good?
We don't do generic 'hero' stuff. These are inside jokes for people who've actually worked the job.
Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
What size mugs do you offer?
We offer 11oz for normal humans and 15oz for those of us who need industrial-strength caffeine support. Choose based on your Monday morning needs.