First Responders Coasters for Corrections Officers
You work where no one wants to be. Keep order in chaos. And deal with situations the public pretends don't exist. The perfect coasters for corrections officers.
Why Coasters for Corrections Officers
Corrections is the first responder job no one talks about. You're locked in with the people everyone else locks away. The stress is constant, the recognition is minimal. These stickers see you.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
About First Responders
You run toward what everyone else runs from. You've seen things that would make civilians faint. You deserve stickers that match your energy - dark, sarcastic, and absolutely not HR-approved.
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Water bottles that survive shifts
- Locker room personality
- Break room entertainment
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
Get First Access
Corrections stickers coming soon. Join the list.
Related Professions
Other First Responders Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Do you understand corrections work?
- Yes. We know it's not just 'watching inmates.'
- Are these about inmates?
- Some reference the interactions, but these are about the CO experience, not mocking inmates.
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- What first responder roles do you cover?
- Police, firefighters, dispatchers, 911 operators, corrections officers, and search and rescue. We're expanding based on demand.