Creative Calendars

You turn vague requests into visual gold, survive revision rounds that should be illegal, and somehow explain why Comic Sans is never the answer. These stickers are the creative brief you actually wanted. Find the perfect calendars for creative workers.

Why Calendars for Creative

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Who It's For

  • Graphic Designers
  • Photographers
  • Videographers
  • Copywriters
  • UX Designers
  • Web Developers

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Get First Access

Creative sticker collection coming soon. Drop your email for first access. Next year's calendar is in the works. Get on the list to be first in line for 365 days of relatable misery.

Perfect For

  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor
  • White elephant gifts that people actually want
  • Anyone counting down to retirement, vacation, or the heat death of the universe

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Frequently Asked Questions

What creative roles do you cover?
Graphic designers, photographers, videographers, copywriters, UX designers, and web developers. If you've ever gotten unhelpful feedback, we've got you.
Are these about bad clients?
Some reference the revision requests and vague feedback. All in good fun.
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
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