Creative Calendars for Photographers

You capture moments, spend hours editing, and somehow explain why you can't 'just Photoshop' that person out of the background. The perfect calendars for photographers.

Why Calendars for Photographers

Photography is art that everyone thinks they can do with their phone. You see light differently and carry 40 pounds of gear to prove it.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About Creative

You turn vague requests into visual gold, survive revision rounds that should be illegal, and somehow explain why Comic Sans is never the answer. These stickers are the creative brief you actually wanted.

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Camera bags with personality
  • Water bottles on shoots
  • Studio decor
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

Get First Access

Photographer stickers in development. Join the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about difficult clients?
Some reference the challenges. All in good fun.
Do you cover different photography types?
Wedding, portrait, commercial - building content.
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
What creative roles do you cover?
Graphic designers, photographers, videographers, copywriters, UX designers, and web developers. If you've ever gotten unhelpful feedback, we've got you.