Creative Calendars for Florists
You turn flowers into art, manage perishable inventory, and somehow explain that arrangements aren't just 'throwing flowers in a vase.' The perfect calendars for florists.
Why Calendars for Florists
Floristry is artistry meets botany meets customer service. You create beauty on deadlines with living materials.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Creative
You turn vague requests into visual gold, survive revision rounds that should be illegal, and somehow explain why Comic Sans is never the answer. These stickers are the creative brief you actually wanted.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Flower cooler decor
- Delivery van dashboards
- Work aprons
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about flower arranging?
- Yes. The artistry deserves recognition.
- Do you cover wedding florists?
- Absolutely. Wedding chaos is special chaos.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What creative roles do you cover?
- Graphic designers, photographers, videographers, copywriters, UX designers, and web developers. If you've ever gotten unhelpful feedback, we've got you.