Tote Bags for Corrections Officers for Men

You work where no one wants to be. Keep order in chaos. And deal with situations the public pretends don't exist.

Why This Works

Corrections is the first responder job no one talks about. You're locked in with the people everyone else locks away. The stress is constant, the recognition is minimal. These stickers see you.

Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.

What You Get

  • -Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
  • -Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
  • -Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
  • -Machine washable for when life gets messy

Perfect For

  • Water bottles that survive shifts
  • Locker room personality
  • Break room entertainment
  • Gifts for academy graduates
  • Personal gear and bags
  • Vehicles with attitude

Things to Consider When Gifting Men

  • *Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
  • *They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
  • *Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
  • *Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
  • *The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it

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Frequently Asked Questions

Do you understand corrections work?
Yes. We know it's not just 'watching inmates.'
Are these about inmates?
Some reference the interactions, but these are about the CO experience, not mocking inmates.
Do you cover jails and prisons?
Yes. Different environments, similar challenges.
Are these appropriate to wear at work?
Some are, some are off-duty only. We label them.