Passive Aggressive Gifts Posters for Account Executives
For messages you'd rather not say out loud. Or to their face. Or ever directly. The perfect passive aggressive gifts posters for the account executives in your life.
Why Passive Aggressive Gifts Posters for Account Executives
Enterprise sales is chess with quarterly deadlines. You build relationships, navigate politics, and somehow predict the unpredictable.
Direct confrontation is so exhausting. Why have an uncomfortable conversation when you can let a strategically placed desk accessory do the talking? These gifts deliver pointed messages with a smile, perfect for coworkers who 'borrow' your lunch, reply-all enthusiasts, and people who schedule meetings at 4:55 PM. It's communication for people who'd rather not.
The Vibe
- “I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed”
- “Hope this helps :)”
- “As previously discussed...”
- “Thanks for your patience (you had no choice)”
What You Get
- +Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
- +Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
- +Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
- +Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy
Perfect For
- The coworker who keeps 'forgetting' to mute on calls
- Someone who needs a hint about their fish microwaving habit
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Break rooms that need an attitude adjustment
- Laptops with personality
- Water bottles at meetings
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Isn't being passive aggressive unhealthy?
- So is bottling everything up until you snap. Consider this a pressure release valve with better aesthetics.
- Will the person know the gift is about them?
- If they're self-aware, yes. If not, well, that's kind of the whole problem, isn't it?
- What sizes are available?
- We offer 8x10, 11x14, and 18x24 options. From subtle desk addition to full wall statement - choose your own adventure.
- Are these about long sales cycles?
- Some are. We know the 18-month deal pain.