Passive Aggressive Gifts Mugs for Account Executives

For messages you'd rather not say out loud. Or to their face. Or ever directly. The perfect passive aggressive gifts mugs for the account executives in your life.

Why Passive Aggressive Gifts Mugs for Account Executives

Enterprise sales is chess with quarterly deadlines. You build relationships, navigate politics, and somehow predict the unpredictable.

Direct confrontation is so exhausting. Why have an uncomfortable conversation when you can let a strategically placed desk accessory do the talking? These gifts deliver pointed messages with a smile, perfect for coworkers who 'borrow' your lunch, reply-all enthusiasts, and people who schedule meetings at 4:55 PM. It's communication for people who'd rather not.

The Vibe

  • “I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed”
  • “Hope this helps :)”
  • “As previously discussed...”
  • “Thanks for your patience (you had no choice)”

What You Get

  • +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
  • +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
  • +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
  • +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip

Perfect For

  • The coworker who keeps 'forgetting' to mute on calls
  • Someone who needs a hint about their fish microwaving habit
  • Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
  • Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
  • Laptops with personality
  • Water bottles at meetings

Get First Access

Account executive stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Isn't being passive aggressive unhealthy?
So is bottling everything up until you snap. Consider this a pressure release valve with better aesthetics.
Will the person know the gift is about them?
If they're self-aware, yes. If not, well, that's kind of the whole problem, isn't it?
Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
Are these about long sales cycles?
Some are. We know the 18-month deal pain.
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