Inappropriate Gifts Calendars for Fulfillment Workers
Gifts HR wishes you wouldn't give. But you will anyway. The perfect inappropriate gifts calendars for the fulfillment workers in your life.
Why Inappropriate Gifts Calendars for Fulfillment Workers
Fulfillment work is the engine of e-commerce. You're measured constantly and expected to perform like machines. These stickers honor the human behind the metrics.
Some gifts play it safe. These gifts look at the line, acknowledge it, and take one deliberate step over it. They're for workplaces where people actually like each other and have developed the kind of friendship where boundaries are more like suggestions. Not for the faint of heart, the overly professional, or anyone who's ever unironically said 'let's circle back.'
The Vibe
- “I tolerate you more than most people”
- “You're my favorite coworker to complain about others with”
- “Thanks for not reporting me to HR. Yet.”
- “World's most adequate employee”
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Work besties who've seen each other at the holiday party
- Teams that bond over inappropriate group chat humor
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Water bottles that survive
- Locker room personality
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Frequently Asked Questions
- How inappropriate are we talking?
- Enough to be funny, not enough to get sued. We walk a careful line so you don't have to.
- Can I give these to anyone at work?
- Know your audience. Best friend at work? Yes. New hire you just met? Probably hold off.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Are these about the algorithms?
- Some reference the tracking. We know what it's like.