Inappropriate Gifts Mugs for Fulfillment Workers
Gifts HR wishes you wouldn't give. But you will anyway. The perfect inappropriate gifts mugs for the fulfillment workers in your life.
Why Inappropriate Gifts Mugs for Fulfillment Workers
Fulfillment work is the engine of e-commerce. You're measured constantly and expected to perform like machines. These stickers honor the human behind the metrics.
Some gifts play it safe. These gifts look at the line, acknowledge it, and take one deliberate step over it. They're for workplaces where people actually like each other and have developed the kind of friendship where boundaries are more like suggestions. Not for the faint of heart, the overly professional, or anyone who's ever unironically said 'let's circle back.'
The Vibe
- “I tolerate you more than most people”
- “You're my favorite coworker to complain about others with”
- “Thanks for not reporting me to HR. Yet.”
- “World's most adequate employee”
What You Get
- +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
- +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
- +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
- +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip
Perfect For
- Work besties who've seen each other at the holiday party
- Teams that bond over inappropriate group chat humor
- Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
- Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
- Water bottles that survive
- Locker room personality
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Frequently Asked Questions
- How inappropriate are we talking?
- Enough to be funny, not enough to get sued. We walk a careful line so you don't have to.
- Can I give these to anyone at work?
- Know your audience. Best friend at work? Yes. New hire you just met? Probably hold off.
- Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
- Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
- Are these about the algorithms?
- Some reference the tracking. We know what it's like.