Inappropriate Gifts Calendars for Warehouse Workers

Gifts HR wishes you wouldn't give. But you will anyway. The perfect inappropriate gifts calendars for the warehouse workers in your life.

Why Inappropriate Gifts Calendars for Warehouse Workers

Warehouse work is physical, fast-paced, and tracked to the second. You're the reason online orders arrive. These stickers honor the grind.

Some gifts play it safe. These gifts look at the line, acknowledge it, and take one deliberate step over it. They're for workplaces where people actually like each other and have developed the kind of friendship where boundaries are more like suggestions. Not for the faint of heart, the overly professional, or anyone who's ever unironically said 'let's circle back.'

The Vibe

  • “I tolerate you more than most people”
  • “You're my favorite coworker to complain about others with”
  • “Thanks for not reporting me to HR. Yet.”
  • “World's most adequate employee”

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Work besties who've seen each other at the holiday party
  • Teams that bond over inappropriate group chat humor
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Water bottles that survive
  • Locker room personality

Get First Access

Warehouse stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

How inappropriate are we talking?
Enough to be funny, not enough to get sued. We walk a careful line so you don't have to.
Can I give these to anyone at work?
Know your audience. Best friend at work? Yes. New hire you just met? Probably hold off.
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Are these about the metrics?
Some are. We know what it's like to be tracked.
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