Practical Stickers for Bartenders
Actually useful. Still funny. The holy grail of workplace gifts. The perfect stickers for the bartenders in your life.
Why Practical Stickers for Bartenders
Bartending is performance art meets customer service meets crowd control. You deal with drunk people's problems while making drinks at speed. These stickers get the bar life.
For people who think 'what's the point' when they see a decorative gift. These are gifts that earn their desk real estate by being genuinely useful—while still having enough personality to not be boring. Function meets irreverence.
About Our Stickers
Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.
What You Get
- +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Perfect For
- The coworker who complains about 'dust collectors'
- Minimalists who only keep things that serve a purpose
- Water bottles that need to make a statement
- Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
- Water bottles behind the bar
- Phone cases with attitude
Get First Access
Bartender stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these stickers actually waterproof?
- Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
- Will these get me fired?
- Depends on your HR department and your placement strategy. We rate our stickers so you know which ones are break room only. Use discretion. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.
- Are these about bad customers?
- Some are. The 'surprise me' crowd gets referenced.
- Do you cover dive bars and cocktail bars?
- Yes. Different vibes, same bartender struggles.