Practical Coasters for Bartenders
Actually useful. Still funny. The holy grail of workplace gifts. The perfect coasters for the bartenders in your life.
Why Practical Coasters for Bartenders
Bartending is performance art meets customer service meets crowd control. You deal with drunk people's problems while making drinks at speed. These stickers get the bar life.
For people who think 'what's the point' when they see a decorative gift. These are gifts that earn their desk real estate by being genuinely useful—while still having enough personality to not be boring. Function meets irreverence.
About Our Coasters
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- The coworker who complains about 'dust collectors'
- Minimalists who only keep things that serve a purpose
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Water bottles behind the bar
- Phone cases with attitude
Get First Access
Bartender stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do they come in sets?
- Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
- Are these about bad customers?
- Some are. The 'surprise me' crowd gets referenced.
- Do you cover dive bars and cocktail bars?
- Yes. Different vibes, same bartender struggles.