Practical Calendars for Legal Assistants
Actually useful. Still funny. The holy grail of workplace gifts. The perfect calendars for the legal assistants in your life.
Why Practical Calendars for Legal Assistants
Legal assistants are the glue holding law firms together. You juggle schedules, calm clients, and put out fires while attorneys focus on billable work.
For people who think 'what's the point' when they see a decorative gift. These are gifts that earn their desk real estate by being genuinely useful—while still having enough personality to not be boring. Function meets irreverence.
About Our Calendars
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- The coworker who complains about 'dust collectors'
- Minimalists who only keep things that serve a purpose
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Desk organization with flair
- Water bottles at work
Get First Access
Legal assistant stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about managing attorneys?
- Some are. It's harder than practicing law sometimes.
- Do you cover different firm sizes?
- Big firms, small firms, solo practices - building content.