Gifts for Your Boss - Calendars for Butchers

You turn whole animals into dinner, work in freezing conditions, and somehow explain the difference between cuts to confused customers.

Why This Works

Butchery is skilled craft work in cold conditions. You're an artist with a knife and an educator for everyone's dinner.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Aprons with personality
  • Water bottles at work
  • Tool storage
  • Gifts for butchers
  • Personal gear
  • Shop decor

Things to Consider for Your Boss

  • *Know your boss's actual sense of humor—some people think 'Reply All' jokes are edgy
  • *Keep receipts in case you need to prove it was a 'team gift'
  • *Avoid anything that could be interpreted as commentary on their management style (even if accurate)

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about explaining cuts?
Some are. The ribeye vs NY strip conversation is eternal.
Do you cover different butcher types?
Retail, wholesale, specialty - building content.
Are these counter appropriate?
Some are customer-facing, some are back room only.
Can meat department staff enjoy these?
Absolutely. Meat cutter solidarity.