Gifts for Your Boss - Mousepads for Bouncers
You decide who gets in, deal with drunk people who think they're VIPs, and somehow stay calm when things get heated.
Why This Works
Bouncing is people management at its most unpredictable. You're the first and last line of defense for everyone's good time.
You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.
What You Get
- -Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- -Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- -Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- -Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- Personal items with personality
- Water bottles on shift
- Gear bags
- Gifts for bouncers
- Off-duty entertainment
- Break room decor
Things to Consider for Your Boss
- *Know your boss's actual sense of humor—some people think 'Reply All' jokes are edgy
- *Keep receipts in case you need to prove it was a 'team gift'
- *Avoid anything that could be interpreted as commentary on their management style (even if accurate)
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about drunk people?
- Some are. The stories are endless.
- Do you cover different venue types?
- Bars, clubs, events - building content.
- Are these door appropriate?
- Personal items only. Stay professional at work.
- Can bartenders enjoy these?
- Lots of overlap. Nightlife solidarity.