Calendars Gifts for Your Work Bestie

365 days of reminders that this is fine. Everything is fine. For the person who's seen your 'working' screen time.

Why This Works

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

Your work bestie is the person who makes corporate life survivable. They're the one you Slack when the meeting goes off the rails, the one who knows which bathroom is the crying bathroom, and the one who'll back up whatever lie you told about why you were late. This isn't a colleague—this is a trauma bond forged in the fires of quarterly reviews and mandatory team-building exercises. They've earned a gift that says 'you're the only reason I haven't updated my LinkedIn to 'open to opportunities.''

What You Get

-365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
-Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
-Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
-Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

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Gift Ideas

*Matching 'I'm just here so I don't get fined' desk accessories
*A custom mug with your most unhinged Slack screenshot (keep it HR-adjacent)
*A 'We Should Start a Podcast About This Company' journal
*Fancy snacks for your secret desk drawer stash
*A framed photo of the empty conference room where you both hide

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Other Gift Types for Your Work Bestie

Stickers Mugs Desk Plates Mousepads Posters Coasters Tote Bags

Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?: Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?: Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
How big is it?: Standard desk calendar size (4.5" x 4.5") with a sturdy backing. Fits on any desk without taking over your already limited workspace.
Are these appropriate for a shared workspace?: Most days are office-safe. Some might raise eyebrows. But if your coworkers don't appreciate dark humor, are they really your people?

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