Gifts for Your Work Bestie - Calendars for Loan Officers

You help people buy homes, chase documents nobody can find, and somehow close deals when rates change at the last minute.

Why This Works

Loan officers live on deadlines and documentation. You're the bridge between dreams and reality, dealing with everyone's stress.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Desk decor with personality
  • Water bottles at closings
  • Laptops with flair
  • Gifts for LOs
  • Office supplies
  • Personal gear

Things to Consider for Your Work Bestie

  • *You can go more personal here—they already know your search history
  • *Inside jokes are not just allowed, they're required
  • *Consider their exit strategy—will they take this to their next job or is it too incriminating?

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about documentation?
Some are. We know the missing paystub struggle.
Do you cover different loan types?
Mortgage, commercial, personal - building content.
Are these client appropriate?
Some are, some are office-only.
Can processors enjoy these?
Absolutely. Loan team solidarity.