Desk Plates Gifts for Your Work Bestie

Your real job title, not the one LinkedIn approved. For the person who's seen your 'working' screen time.

Why This Works

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

Your work bestie is the person who makes corporate life survivable. They're the one you Slack when the meeting goes off the rails, the one who knows which bathroom is the crying bathroom, and the one who'll back up whatever lie you told about why you were late. This isn't a colleague—this is a trauma bond forged in the fires of quarterly reviews and mandatory team-building exercises. They've earned a gift that says 'you're the only reason I haven't updated my LinkedIn to 'open to opportunities.''

What You Get

-Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
-Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
-Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
-Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Shop by Their Profession

Find desk plates designed for their specific job.

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Gift Ideas

*Matching 'I'm just here so I don't get fined' desk accessories
*A custom mug with your most unhinged Slack screenshot (keep it HR-adjacent)
*A 'We Should Start a Podcast About This Company' journal
*Fancy snacks for your secret desk drawer stash
*A framed photo of the empty conference room where you both hide

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Other Gift Types for Your Work Bestie

Stickers Mugs Mousepads Calendars Posters Coasters Tote Bags

Frequently Asked Questions

What are the desk plates made of?: Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
What sizes are available?: Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.
Can I get a custom title made?: We're working on custom options. For now, email us with your idea - if it's good enough, we might add it to the collection and send you one free.
Will my boss be offended?: Possibly. But if your boss can't take a joke, that's kind of the problem these plates are addressing, isn't it?

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