Gifts for Remote Coworkers - Mousepads for Police Officers
You deal with the worst moments of people's lives, write reports about things that shouldn't be real, and somehow maintain your sense of humor.
Why This Works
Police work means seeing humanity at its worst and best, often in the same shift. The dark humor isn't a character flaw - it's survival. These stickers understand that.
You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.
What You Get
- -Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- -Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- -Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- -Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- Patrol car clipboards
- Water bottles in the cruiser
- Locker room personality
- Gifts for academy graduates
- Personal gear with attitude
- Break room entertainment
Things to Consider for Remote Coworkers
- *Get their shipping address casually—'for the holiday card list' sounds less stalker-y
- *Time zone math matters—don't send frozen goods to someone 3 days of shipping away
- *Remember that digital gifts (subscriptions, delivery apps) avoid the logistics entirely
Get Mousepads for Police Officers
Police sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these politically charged?
- No. These are about the job itself - the universal experiences of police work.
- Are these stickers durable?
- Waterproof and built to last. Stick them on anything.
- Do you have specialty unit stickers?
- We're building collections for different assignments. Let us know what you want to see.
- Can dispatchers enjoy these?
- We have separate collections but there's definitely overlap in the humor.