Gifts for Remote Coworkers - Posters for Lab Techs
You run the tests that determine treatment. Work in a basement no one visits. And somehow stay calm when doctors need results 'stat' for the fifth time today.
Why This Works
Lab techs are the invisible heroes of healthcare. Without you, doctors are just guessing. You deal with impossible turnaround times and samples that definitely weren't collected properly.
You've seen enough eagles soaring over mountains with captions about 'TEAMWORK' to last several lifetimes. Our posters are the antidote. They acknowledge the reality of work: that sometimes the only way to get through the day is to laugh at the absurdity of it all. These are the posters you actually want on your wall.
What You Get
- -Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
- -Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
- -Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
- -Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy
Perfect For
- Lab coats that need flair
- Water bottles in the break room
- Centrifuges that need labeling
- Gifts for MLT graduates
- Lockers in the basement
- Personal gear with attitude
Things to Consider for Remote Coworkers
- *Get their shipping address casually—'for the holiday card list' sounds less stalker-y
- *Time zone math matters—don't send frozen goods to someone 3 days of shipping away
- *Remember that digital gifts (subscriptions, delivery apps) avoid the logistics entirely
Get Posters for Lab Techs
Lab tech stickers coming soon. Join the list for early access.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Do you know what lab techs actually do?
- Yes. You're not just 'running blood' - you're performing complex analysis that determines patient care.
- Are these stickers lab-safe?
- They're waterproof and durable. Not autoclave-safe though - keep them on personal items.
- Do you have microbiology specific stickers?
- We're building specialty collections. Let us know what areas you want to see.
- Can I suggest specimen-related humor?
- Please do. The weirder the better. We've heard stories.