Gifts for Clients - Calendars for Line Cooks

You work in the heat, burn yourself daily, and somehow keep tickets moving when everything comes in at once.

Why This Works

Line cooking is the backbone of every restaurant. You're underpaid, overheated, and somehow still proud of every plate.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Knife rolls with personality
  • Water bottles in the kitchen
  • Locker decor
  • Gifts for line cooks
  • Personal gear
  • Home kitchen setups

Things to Consider for Clients

  • *Check their company's gift policy—many have strict limits ($50-100 is common)
  • *Avoid anything that requires them to disclose receiving it to their compliance team
  • *Multiple stakeholders? Equal gifts or nothing—don't pick favorites in their org

Get Calendars for Line Cooks

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about the rush?
Some are. Friday night service gets its due.
Do you cover different stations?
Grill, sauté, fry - building content for each.
Are these kitchen appropriate?
BOH is pretty open. Some might be locker only.
Can dishwashers enjoy these?
Kitchen solidarity across all positions.