Funny Stickers for Phlebotomists
You find veins that don't exist, calm patients who hate needles, and collect samples that save lives. One stick at a time.
Why We Get It
Phlebotomy is an art and a science. You're judged on every stick, deal with difficult veins and difficult patients, and somehow make it look easy. These stickers celebrate that skill.
Perfect For
- •Tourniquet pouches with style
- •Water bottles for hydration breaks
- •Badge reels that start conversations
- •Gifts for phleb school grads
- •Lockers and personal gear
- •Specimen bags with personality
Sticker Vibes
- •Vein hunting pride
- •One-stick wonder energy
- •Patient interaction humor
- •Blood draw sarcasm
Get First Access
Phlebotomist stickers in the works. Get on the list.
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about bad veins?
- Some are. We know the struggle of rolling veins and patients who 'just drank water.'
- Do you have hospital vs outpatient humor?
- We cover both. Different challenges, same skills.
- Are these appropriate to show patients?
- Some are patient-friendly, some are break-room-only. We label them.
- Can I request specific vein jokes?
- Absolutely. The more specific the better.