Gifts for Employees - Mousepads for Copywriters

You write words that sell, survive briefs that say nothing, and somehow explain why 'AI can't just do this.'

Why This Works

Copywriting is invisible craftsmanship. Great copy looks easy because you made it that way through dozens of rewrites.

You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.

What You Get

  • -Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • -Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • -Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • -Machine washable because desk snacks happen

Perfect For

  • Laptops full of drafts
  • Water bottles at the desk
  • Office decor
  • Gifts for copywriters
  • Notebooks with personality
  • Personal gear

Things to Consider for Employees

  • *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
  • *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
  • *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value

Get Mousepads for Copywriters

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about bad briefs?
Some are. 'Make it viral' gets mentioned.
Do you cover different copy types?
Brand, UX, direct response - building content.
Are these client appropriate?
Some are, some are writer-only.
Can content writers enjoy these?
Lots of overlap. Writer solidarity.