Gifts for Employees - Calendars for Receptionists
You're the first face people see, the last line of defense, and somehow expected to know everything about everyone in the building.
Why This Works
Receptionists do everything. Answer phones, manage visitors, handle packages, know everyone's schedule, and somehow smile through it all. You're undervalued and overworked.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Front desk personality
- Water bottles at reception
- Phone systems with attitude
- Gifts for front desk staff
- Personal items at the desk
- Break room lockers
Things to Consider for Employees
- *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
- *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
- *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value
Get Calendars for Receptionists
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about difficult visitors?
- Some are. The ones who ignore the 'please sign in' sign get referenced.
- Do you understand front desk work?
- Yes. We know you're not 'just answering phones.'
- Are these visible to visitors?
- Some are visitor-friendly, some are personal-item-only.
- Do you have multi-line phone humor?
- Absolutely. The hold button is its own comedy genre.