Gifts for Employees - Calendars for Corporate Workers
You've mastered the art of looking busy. Survived meetings that could have been emails. And learned to say 'per my last email' with just the right amount of aggression.
Why This Works
Corporate life is absurd and everyone knows it. The buzzwords, the politics, the meetings about meetings. These stickers let you laugh at the machine you're part of.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Laptops that need personality
- Water bottles in the office
- Cubicle walls that feel empty
- Gifts for corporate survivors
- Planners with attitude
- Home office setups
Things to Consider for Employees
- *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
- *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
- *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value
Get Calendars for Corporate Workers
Corporate sticker collection coming soon. Join the waitlist.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these safe for the office?
- Some are. Others are home-office or laptop-lid only. We label them.
- Will my coworkers judge me?
- The cool ones will appreciate them. The others weren't going to like you anyway.
- Do you have industry-specific stickers?
- We're building collections for different corporate environments. Let us know your industry.
- Are these about hating work?
- Some are about the frustrations. It's all in good fun.