Gifts for Employees - Calendars for Paralegals

You do the work that makes attorneys look good, manage impossible deadlines, and somehow stay organized when everyone else creates chaos.

Why This Works

Paralegals are the backbone of every law firm. You research, organize, and prepare - all while attorneys get the glory. These stickers see you.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Desks covered in files
  • Water bottles at work
  • Laptops with personality
  • Gifts for paralegals
  • Office decor
  • Personal gear

Things to Consider for Employees

  • *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
  • *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
  • *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value

Get Calendars for Paralegals

Paralegal stickers in development. Join the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about attorneys?
Some reference the paralegal-attorney dynamic. All in good fun.
Do you cover different practice areas?
Building collections for different legal specialties.
Are these office appropriate?
Some are client-visible, some are break room only.
Can legal secretaries enjoy these?
Lots of overlap. Legal support staff solidarity.