Gifts for Employees - Calendars for Lab Techs
You run the tests that determine treatment. Work in a basement no one visits. And somehow stay calm when doctors need results 'stat' for the fifth time today.
Why This Works
Lab techs are the invisible heroes of healthcare. Without you, doctors are just guessing. You deal with impossible turnaround times and samples that definitely weren't collected properly.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Lab coats that need flair
- Water bottles in the break room
- Centrifuges that need labeling
- Gifts for MLT graduates
- Lockers in the basement
- Personal gear with attitude
Things to Consider for Employees
- *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
- *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
- *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value
Get Calendars for Lab Techs
Lab tech stickers coming soon. Join the list for early access.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Do you know what lab techs actually do?
- Yes. You're not just 'running blood' - you're performing complex analysis that determines patient care.
- Are these stickers lab-safe?
- They're waterproof and durable. Not autoclave-safe though - keep them on personal items.
- Do you have microbiology specific stickers?
- We're building specialty collections. Let us know what areas you want to see.
- Can I suggest specimen-related humor?
- Please do. The weirder the better. We've heard stories.