Gifts for Employees - Mousepads for Lab Techs
You run the tests that determine treatment. Work in a basement no one visits. And somehow stay calm when doctors need results 'stat' for the fifth time today.
Why This Works
Lab techs are the invisible heroes of healthcare. Without you, doctors are just guessing. You deal with impossible turnaround times and samples that definitely weren't collected properly.
You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.
What You Get
- -Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- -Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- -Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- -Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- Lab coats that need flair
- Water bottles in the break room
- Centrifuges that need labeling
- Gifts for MLT graduates
- Lockers in the basement
- Personal gear with attitude
Things to Consider for Employees
- *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
- *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
- *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value
Get Mousepads for Lab Techs
Lab tech stickers coming soon. Join the list for early access.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Do you know what lab techs actually do?
- Yes. You're not just 'running blood' - you're performing complex analysis that determines patient care.
- Are these stickers lab-safe?
- They're waterproof and durable. Not autoclave-safe though - keep them on personal items.
- Do you have microbiology specific stickers?
- We're building specialty collections. Let us know what areas you want to see.
- Can I suggest specimen-related humor?
- Please do. The weirder the better. We've heard stories.