Gifts for Employees - Calendars for Housekeepers
You transform messy rooms into clean spaces, find things people leave behind, and somehow meet impossible turnover times.
Why This Works
Housekeeping is physical work under time pressure. You create the clean that others take for granted.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Work bags with personality
- Water bottles on shift
- Locker decor
- Gifts for housekeepers
- Personal gear
- Break room entertainment
Things to Consider for Employees
- *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
- *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
- *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value
Get Calendars for Housekeepers
Housekeeper stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about what guests leave?
- Some are. The discoveries are legendary.
- Do you cover different settings?
- Hotels, private homes, rentals - building content.
- Are these appropriate for work?
- Personal items only. Stay professional.
- Can cleaning services enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Cleaning professional solidarity.