Gifts for Coworkers - Calendars for Housekeepers

You transform messy rooms into clean spaces, find things people leave behind, and somehow meet impossible turnover times.

Why This Works

Housekeeping is physical work under time pressure. You create the clean that others take for granted.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Work bags with personality
  • Water bottles on shift
  • Locker decor
  • Gifts for housekeepers
  • Personal gear
  • Break room entertainment

Things to Consider for Coworkers

  • *Remember: anything you give might end up on their desk where your boss can see it
  • *Avoid inside jokes that require explanation—if HR asks, you want plausible deniability
  • *Consider their desk real estate—not everyone has room for a novelty item collection

Get Calendars for Housekeepers

Housekeeper stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about what guests leave?
Some are. The discoveries are legendary.
Do you cover different settings?
Hotels, private homes, rentals - building content.
Are these appropriate for work?
Personal items only. Stay professional.
Can cleaning services enjoy these?
Absolutely. Cleaning professional solidarity.