Gifts for Coworkers - Calendars for EMTs
You run toward chaos, make split-second decisions, and somehow maintain your sense of humor. That takes a special kind of person.
Why This Works
EMT work is intense, underpaid, and misunderstood. You're not ambulance drivers - you're lifesavers working in the back of a moving vehicle. These stickers get the reality.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Rig clipboards that need personality
- Water bottles for long shifts
- Gear bags with attitude
- Gifts for EMT school graduates
- Station lockers
- Trauma shears cases
Things to Consider for Coworkers
- *Remember: anything you give might end up on their desk where your boss can see it
- *Avoid inside jokes that require explanation—if HR asks, you want plausible deniability
- *Consider their desk real estate—not everyone has room for a novelty item collection
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these stickers about trauma?
- Some touch on the heavy stuff with humor - the way EMTs actually cope. Nothing exploitative.
- Will these survive an ambulance?
- Waterproof and durable. They'll handle anything the rig can throw at them.
- Do you have BLS vs ALS jokes?
- We've got humor for both. No gatekeeping here.
- Can I suggest sticker ideas?
- Please do. We want real EMT humor, not Hollywood versions.