Gifts for Clients - Calendars for Welders

You play with fire professionally, make metal do impossible things, and have the burn marks to prove you've been doing this a while.

Why This Works

Welding is art and science with serious danger mixed in. You create structures that hold up buildings and bridges. The skill is real and these stickers respect it.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Welding hoods with personality
  • Toolboxes on the job
  • Water bottles for hydration
  • Gifts for welding school grads
  • Shop walls with attitude
  • Work trucks and gear

Things to Consider for Clients

  • *Check their company's gift policy—many have strict limits ($50-100 is common)
  • *Avoid anything that requires them to disclose receiving it to their compliance team
  • *Multiple stakeholders? Equal gifts or nothing—don't pick favorites in their org

Get Calendars for Welders

Welder stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about safety?
Some reference the risks with humor. Always pro-safety, never making light of injuries.
Do you cover different welding types?
MIG, TIG, stick, flux core - we're building specialty collections.
Are these shop or field welder focused?
Both. Different environments, same welding pride.
Can I suggest process-specific jokes?
Please do. Welders have the best inside jokes.