Gifts for Clients - Calendars for Plumbers
You deal with what nobody else wants to touch. Fix emergencies at 2am. And somehow maintain your dignity while crawling under houses.
Why This Works
Plumbing is essential and gross and skilled all at once. You're the heroes people call when things go terribly wrong. These stickers honor the pipe life.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Service trucks with personality
- Toolboxes that need flair
- Water bottles (ironic)
- Gifts for apprentice grads
- Hard hats on site
- Shop walls with attitude
Things to Consider for Clients
- *Check their company's gift policy—many have strict limits ($50-100 is common)
- *Avoid anything that requires them to disclose receiving it to their compliance team
- *Multiple stakeholders? Equal gifts or nothing—don't pick favorites in their org
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about gross stuff?
- Some are. It's part of the job and we address it with humor.
- Do you have commercial vs residential?
- Building collections for both. Different challenges, same skills.
- Are these union-friendly?
- Pro-worker all the way. Nothing anti-union.
- Can I request specific fixture jokes?
- Yes. The more specific the better.