Gifts for Clients - Calendars for Paramedics
You do ER-level interventions in the back of a moving box. With bad lighting. And someone's family watching. No big deal.
Why This Works
Paramedic work is medicine in the most chaotic environment possible. You're making critical decisions with limited info and zero backup. These stickers honor that reality.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Drug bags that need labeling with style
- Water bottles for post-call hydration
- Gear lockers at the station
- Gifts for new medics
- Clipboards that see too much
- Personal vehicles with attitude
Things to Consider for Clients
- *Check their company's gift policy—many have strict limits ($50-100 is common)
- *Avoid anything that requires them to disclose receiving it to their compliance team
- *Multiple stakeholders? Equal gifts or nothing—don't pick favorites in their org
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Do these make fun of EMTs?
- No gatekeeping here. We respect the whole EMS chain.
- Are these stickers durable enough for gear?
- Waterproof, scratch-resistant, and built for the field.
- Do you have 911 vs IFT humor?
- We cover both worlds. No judgment either way.
- Can I request specific protocols or medications to roast?
- Yes. We love specific humor. Email us your ideas.