Funny Stickers for Paramedics
You do ER-level interventions in the back of a moving box. With bad lighting. And someone's family watching. No big deal.
Why We Get It
Paramedic work is medicine in the most chaotic environment possible. You're making critical decisions with limited info and zero backup. These stickers honor that reality.
Perfect For
- •Drug bags that need labeling with style
- •Water bottles for post-call hydration
- •Gear lockers at the station
- •Gifts for new medics
- •Clipboards that see too much
- •Personal vehicles with attitude
Sticker Vibes
- •ALS-level dark humor
- •Protocol jokes that land
- •Sarcasm about the system
- •Camaraderie stickers for crews
Get First Access
Paramedic stickers dropping soon. Get on the list for first access.
Frequently Asked Questions
- Do these make fun of EMTs?
- No gatekeeping here. We respect the whole EMS chain.
- Are these stickers durable enough for gear?
- Waterproof, scratch-resistant, and built for the field.
- Do you have 911 vs IFT humor?
- We cover both worlds. No judgment either way.
- Can I request specific protocols or medications to roast?
- Yes. We love specific humor. Email us your ideas.