Office-Appropriate Calendars for Machinists
All the attitude, none of the write-ups. HR-approved chaos. The perfect safe for work calendars for the machinists in your life.
Why Office-Appropriate Calendars for Machinists
Machining is precision work that makes everything else possible. You create the parts that go in everything. These stickers honor the craft.
Edgy enough to be interesting, clean enough to display openly. These gifts walk the line between boring and bannable—sarcastic, irreverent, and maybe slightly passive aggressive, but nothing that'll get you pulled into a meeting. Perfect for workplaces with actual HR departments that pay attention.
Good to Know
- !Still has personality—just won't get you fired
- !Safe for desk display in most offices
- !Suitable for all-company gift exchanges
- !May still raise eyebrows among the humor-impaired
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- Toolboxes with personality
- CNC machines with flair
- Water bottles in the shop
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Browse Raunchy CalendarsFrequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about engineers?
- Some reference the machinist-engineer dynamic. All in good fun.
- Do you cover manual and CNC?
- Yes. Different machines, same precision pride.